I am 17 and one thing I hate are people who sniff around through your personal stuff! Yeah, I mean you, you putz in front of the screen! What the hell are ya lookin' at?! Never seen any of these before? It's called a web site - repeat after me - w...e...b s...i...t...e. That's right. So, who invited you here? I hope for your sake and for mine that it wasn't my girlfriend (picture to the right) because she wanted to cheat on me. What did you say, sweetie? Oh, you invited this Schmuck? Figures! She's been cheating on me for a while, I know it. I mean, just look at her! Damn! I think I should kill her, whaddaya say? You really think so? Well, okay.
*BAM!* There! Thanks a lot! You just improved my life tremendously. Maybe we should do something together after I break out of prison...