I Am Very Cool And This Is My Cool Site
I Am Very Cool And This Is My Cool Site
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What the hell do you think you're doing here?!?!?!

If you didn't notice the sign outside, I'll tell you right now: This is private property and you're trespassing! If you didn't know that, you are an IDIOT and you deserve to DIE! I will freakin' kill you! Or maybe I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head. Or I'll take a pizza and staple it to you. Anyway, these are my pets...

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Heh-heh-heh-heh...

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I just like birds! This one is so pretty that even the people from Oxford came to take a picture of it.

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Aren't my parakeets cute when they're attacking the planet of Korhal?

"Hello my baby, hello my honey..."

I picked one of these up on my last trip!

I want to miss out on all the coolness of this site in order to experience the total coolness of Faruk's original site.