If you didn't notice the sign outside, I'll tell you right now: This is private property and you're trespassing! If you didn't know that, you are an IDIOT and you deserve to DIE! I will freakin' kill you! Or maybe I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head. Or I'll take a pizza and staple it to you. Anyway, these are my pets... Heh-heh-heh-heh... I just like birds! This one is so pretty that even the people from Oxford came to take a picture of it. |