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HA! I bet you'd like me to put up some fanart so that you can save it to your hard drive, print it, and show it off to your friends as your own piece of art. Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't ya? Well, I'm not THAT stupid! Eric, my security guard, will throw you OUTTA HERE!

"Please, move along. There's nothing to see here...
I said, 'GET OUT!' Or I'll have to THROW you out with my BARE HANDS!"